My name is Laura and I am 16. I live in New Zealand with a cat called Hobson and a dog called Milly. They are both unfortunately bored and overweight like myself.
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phantomdoodler:

"what would you do if you won the lottery?"

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floopyluvspineapples:

You always have that one follower who attacks your notifications in the middle of the night and goes through your blog, reblogging everything in sight.

And you’re just like:
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katkinkat:

i need a hot boy who thinks they’re really ugly so they think im out of their league but actually they are way out of my league

owlwright:

me: *drinks water* health god

wannabeastarshipranger:

perchu:

FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

they were talking about his height 

They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.

basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

relatableteenblogger:

in case you were having a bad day, here’s a picture of Yo-Yo Ma, the famous cellist, on the floor of a bathroom with a wombat

chakram-warrior:

So I was playing with my rats today and..

harryedward:

me when my mom is more than 5 minutes late picking me up

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fajitastic:

'do it for the vine'

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